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Nun Demotivational Poster


NASTY HABITS -


TAGS: i miss the motifake nuns cubby
Rating: 4.38/5

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redhdsrbst - August 17, 2010, 8:25 pm
I'll help with that list >:)


AR, FORTUNE RIDES THE SHOULDERS OF THEM WHAT SCHEMES -


TAGS: pirate nun
Rating: 4.05/5

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falloutghoul - January 5, 2012, 12:51 pm
She's not dead yet?


BEHAVE - We upgraded from rulers.


TAGS: nuns guns behave
Rating: 4.48/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 4:59 pm
uh-oh... :O
falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 6:53 pm
I say NAY!


NINJAS - Proving America's superiority when it comes to kick-ass entertainment.


TAGS: ninja naruto michaelangelo nunchucks dattebayo
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:31 am
Mutated turtles, trained by a mutated rat should be better than awesomely cool human martial artists (YES, I know, the dub LEAVES a lot to be desired, but this is always the problem with dubs, especially from Japanese to English)? C'MON!
HerculesPwns - September 16, 2009, 10:57 am
Pwwwned XD
No-one - March 20, 2009, 3:29 pm
Nice pic, but letting naruto represent all japanese ninjas is grossly unfair since the whole Naruto series is as bad as ninjas get.
Berge - March 3, 2009, 12:48 pm
Except when you screw up an awesome japanese show by dubbing it in english for 3rd graders. "Believe It!" is a catchphrase added by AMERICA. It's not in the japanese version. (I'm also a TMNT fan btw)


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in sex...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats hot
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


CROSSDRESSER -




OPPRESSION - What is the difference b/w Hijab and the dress of the nuns?


TAGS: muslim women nuns oppression hijab
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by roody

twill1962 - October 10, 2012, 10:22 am
CloudchaserS is correct. Women can CHOOSE to become a nun. Muslim women cannot choose not to wear the Hijab, unless they want to be brutaslly killed. Also, many nuns today do not wear the whimple, or head covering.
roody - May 10, 2012, 10:33 am
Thats USA! Not Afganistan.
CloudchaserS - May 6, 2012, 12:53 am
Most women who become nuns have a choice in whether or not they do so. Most Muslim women don't have a choice about being Muslim or leaving the faith.


NUNS WITH GUNS -




THE DOWNSIDE - of being a Satanic Nun


TAGS: satanic nun
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by MustyK

sickartist - January 25, 2010, 5:28 am
5L is that the Octomom?


CATHOLICISM - Teaching religion one slap at a time


TAGS: nun
Rating: 3.89/5

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COMMUNICATION - Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood




SATANIC BABY -


TAGS: product of satanic nuns
Rating: 3.1/5

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BoneCD - February 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
Goochie Goochie Goo
Porcelina - February 19, 2009, 1:22 pm
Touch my child, I dare you.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 5:41 pm
Nothing they didn't want. Now - KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!


SATAN'S LOT -




SHARK PUNCHING - Mother Teresa's favorite hobby.


TAGS: nun mother robot shark
Rating: 2.38/5

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forseti - April 4, 2011, 11:56 am
I wonder why rusty Bartimaeus is diving in the background...
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:24 pm

Sense, this makes none


NUNS - One of these does not belong. Do you see it?




FUN NUNS -


TAGS: calender nuns hell burn cubby
Rating: 4.16/5

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agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:38 pm
Love the caption! 5L


SATANIC NUNS - Beware of imposters




NUNS -


TAGS: ass god belong nuns nun
Rating: 3/5

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Truth - March 21, 2009, 9:56 pm
I'm geussing she has a Holy Hand Granade?


NUNS - We were wrong to fear the zombies.




AMEN -


TAGS: nuns snowball fight
Rating: 4.79/5

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Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 4:29 pm
I heard watching too much donkey porn will do that to a guy...just sayin
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:19 pm

dear ice....he's a sick sick man that mooooooo.
ICEMAN - October 1, 2010, 4:11 pm
Because most nuns are about 75. Of course if that's what you're into Moooooooooooooooo......................
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 12:46 pm
why would we pray for that?


How many chucks can the nun chuck -


TAGS: nunchuck
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

5150monkeylove - March 25, 2014, 1:49 am
5l and shared. Should it have been "how many chucks can the nun nunchuck"? I loved it anyways.
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 8:08 pm
No...not disturbing in any way what5oever...


SO THEN I SAID - IF THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS!!




NO NO NO -


TAGS: nuns misunderstanding rappelling repelling
Rating: 3.83/5

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Derek - February 12, 2010, 3:28 pm
Evil nuns?


CARDINAL SIN -


TAGS: sin nuns
Rating: 3.32/5

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BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 12:03 pm
If I'm going to hell Veggie it's for this one, or maybe...
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 9:22 pm
Sometimes it fun to go back and look at the first few you ever made...and still laugh
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:25 pm
Nun.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:20 pm
5L What kinda meat does a priest eat on friday?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:18 pm
12 for me too.....I miss the lash. sigh.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 5:14 pm
Here is one for you TTH...12 years in Catholic schools here!
Mark - January 20, 2009, 12:19 am
You're going straight to hell BoneCD but it's a 5 anyway.


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: curiosity nuns catholic
Rating: 3.24/5

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agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:56 pm
What can I say? She was stacked!
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:56 pm
Memories, Aggy?
tehsupercheez - September 30, 2009, 3:50 am
and INFINITY FOUR in case you were wondering
tehsupercheez - September 30, 2009, 3:50 am
AAAAAGH GIANT DEMON NUN! no? lemme try again: iv'e heard of satanic nuns but this is ridiculous!


BRUCE LEE - he killed chuck norris... next order of business kill timmay


TAGS: chuck bruce nun win killed awesome
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by randomosity

randomosity - November 13, 2009, 12:28 am
he isnt dead he is like john wayne we are just wait for the right time to unfreeze him
Koradan - November 10, 2009, 4:23 pm
True, he defeated Chuck Norris. However, he is also dead. Coincidence?


NUNCHUCKS - Not listed in this photo




A GOOD SERMON -


TAGS: sermon skirt short interest nun
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Rick69

BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:16 pm
now I know I am :)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 7:14 pm
Well-played. . . Except if you only knew how far from the truth you were. . .
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:12 pm
tell me about it... try adjusting your p**dle to 'moderate', worked for me. if you have electricity at the farm that is :)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 6:04 pm
I'm not even going to tell you how long it took me to find the perfectly appropriate picture. . . :)
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:49 pm
who n55ds a sermon ? :)


BODY BUILDING CUNUNDRUM - So, what do you think, a chick on steroids or a drag queen


TAGS: body building cunundrum steroids
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Azzameen85 - September 6, 2011, 2:08 pm
I'd hit it... No matter what she's packing...
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:33 am
I have corrected the misspelling and resubmitted...
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:21 am

sorry budog...previous comment was for alixian not you.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:20 am

you better get it right....it will beat the snot out of you if you don't
Budog - September 5, 2011, 4:47 am
Verdeckt, I will correct and resubmit tomorrow. Too tired now, almost 3:00 a.m. time to call it a night. Thanks for pointing that out...
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 4:09 am
I recommend a shovel, don't worry it looks like someone already has.
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 2:50 am
Don't know but I'd still tap it
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 1:23 am
*conundrum


BLUE NUN -


TAGS: blue nun wine after prayer delight
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Drenix - April 27, 2009, 12:27 pm
Purple Nun: Is watching you


66% - 2 out of 3 like what they see




Frisbeetarians -


TAGS: nuns frisbees souls bono
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Reality Lord - July 20, 2013, 4:49 pm

lol...am5ome
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:55 am
Yes...and/or under the bus


AN EXISTENTIAL CONUNDRUM -




PASSING HABITS -


TAGS: age youth experience girls nuns
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ammit - April 4, 2011, 6:21 pm
Would be a lot funnier if those weren't guys dressed up in nun gear.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 5:07 pm

lol....reminds of this ex-girlfriend i used to...ah nevermind. 5red leather L's
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 12:05 pm
I hope it's something in white.
Faceplant31 - September 4, 2010, 10:42 am
5L space
GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 10:01 am
hehehe, dainty....5L
Feasibly - September 4, 2010, 8:50 am
Look out Zoey & Brit...Margaret's about to get her groove on!


NOONE -




PERCEPTION - Are you really seeing it, or are you just seeing what you wish to see. The Devil is in the Details


TAGS: biancabeauchamo waterproofnun perception
Rating: 4.33/5

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Derek - January 26, 2011, 8:37 pm
She's not a devil just because you can see a horn.


MASTERBATION TIPS AND TECHNIQUES -


TAGS: nuns do it too cubby
Rating: 4.17/5

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Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 10:27 am
ROR! No wonder sister Mary always thanked the lord for scotch guard before bed every night. 5L cub


C O N F E S S I O N - Sometimes GOD begs to be talk to...don't let him wait.




GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards second to nuns
Rating: 3.68/5

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rogueagent - September 14, 2009, 5:09 pm
Hay there's a crew-person, I never notices that before.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:55 pm
"Zombie Strippers" is epic. : )


EXCUSE ME... - Could somebody please tell me where I can find Mr. Cubbybear? He left his iPhone on the dresser last night after visiting his good friend Porcelina...


TAGS: looks like cubbys on the run from sister p and the nuns
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:47 am
That's a long lost 5'r BoR! *the secret, I need to know the approval secret*


HYPOCRISY -




PISSED OFF MOTIFAKE NUNS -


TAGS: nuns motifake
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:46 pm
I got ya back...I'll take care of the ones with glasses...ok?
Culos - February 2, 2009, 6:12 pm
Thanks for covering for me Ron. It's nice to know you have a vet that's got yer back


RELIGION - Finally, a church that's relevant to a MotiFaker's interests.


TAGS: playboy porcelina satanic nun wet t shirt
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Narutarded - January 27, 2009, 9:10 pm
Nah... Like I said when I joined up, he does the posters, I do the smart-ass comments.
Porcelina - January 27, 2009, 5:19 pm
You should have submitted it under your name so you could get some under your belt!
Narutarded - January 22, 2009, 2:29 am
Thanks, P!!! I finally came up with an idea for a MotiFake, and Briton was kind enough to submit it for me.
Porcelina - January 21, 2009, 8:55 pm
:D This is so full of win


YOUNG LOVE - There is nun greater!




IRONY -


TAGS: life time death serious kodak moment naked people nun
Rating: 2.81/5

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ak sneaky - May 14, 2009, 4:00 am
technically that isn't ironic, it's just a funny coincidence


THE ONE TO HAVE -


TAGS: nun
Rating: 2.18/5

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THIS FLYING NUN -




"ALUMINUN" -




An Army Of Nun! -




And if you're in a crowd, you'll always have some clean air to breathe. -




REGRETS -




Greybeards -


TAGS: charon motifake timmy greybeard nun
Rating: 4.75/5

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Pagong - April 25, 2014, 12:33 am
Thanks. Am not one, yet. Will get there, somehow.
Silverheart - April 22, 2014, 7:48 pm

Amsome. 5/f


Contemplation -


TAGS: problem solution thinking conundrum therapy
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2014, 2:23 pm
"Life is difficult. That'll be $150.00, please."


BLASPHEMOUS ADVICE - Young ladies, the first question you should always ask on eHarmony is ...




CHURCH .... - just livened up!




FEMALE GREYBEARDS - I STILL STRUGGLE WITH THAT CONCEPT.... -


TAGS: conundrum
Rating: 3.67/5

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Derek - February 18, 2010, 3:50 pm
I'd always assumed a more Southern "beard"


DUMAS -


TAGS: pronunciation
Rating: 3.5/5

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GaryO - June 18, 2013, 10:01 am
Same thought pattern, Bobb. But I’m trying to avoid a series of duds. Actually trying to limit them to one a week, so if I just make one poster a week, well, in some ‘half full’ circles it would be deemed ‘success’.
BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 11:32 pm
You should've made a sequel for Balzac...


RELIGION -


TAGS: life time joke people church stay away fun nun paris nicole
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by giulio

1MP4CT - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why aint they dead yet
Becks - September 20, 2009, 2:24 pm
Yeah, you´re right. And the left one is Nicole Richie.
Treehodger - September 20, 2009, 1:12 pm
I know this will sound bad, but is the one on the right Paris Hilton?...


MOTIFAKE NUNS - Every now and then even a Motifake Nun has to let her hair down


TAGS: motifake nuns porcelina narutarded deltabob jessica
Rating: 2.74/5

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Narutarded - July 28, 2009, 7:31 am
Didn't mean to make you feel snubbed, P. I just haven't seen anything worth commenting on. But Jess sends her lust. Love. I mean love. [No, I mean lust ;)]
Porcelina - July 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
;_;... it's long past the forth, Brett. but I'm happy for them :) tell them I say hi!
Briton of Rose - June 26, 2009, 1:17 pm
@Porcelina: Brett & Jess send their love from Venice! (Jess won a free trip for two. Lucky!!!) They should be back by the 4th.
BriaHere - June 25, 2009, 8:08 pm
Well, I'm still confuzzled.
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 8:07 pm
hmmmmmm
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:52 pm
I 2nd that LD
LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 1:24 pm
If Bria wants to be a Motifake Nun she can be so without necessarily being "Satanic"...just a term to make'em seem more scary...not like they need the help...
Bone - June 25, 2009, 10:49 am
Bria they are Satanic Nuns...It's a long story but funny!!!
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 10:28 am
Now this is funny, I don't care what you say ;-)
briaHere - June 25, 2009, 9:45 am
Motifake nuns?
Porcelina - June 25, 2009, 3:21 am
I miss Brett :(
Narutarded - February 3, 2009, 6:41 am
Sorry, but Jess and I aren't part of the Order. We just like to hang out with the Sisters from time to time.
Culos - February 2, 2009, 6:13 pm
In the morning (the day after) they still wear bows though


THE SGM - Frontin' the cave and on the lookout for the Especially PO'd Satanic Nuns of Motifake


TAGS: nuns sgm
Rating: 2.53/5

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RON - February 2, 2009, 7:28 pm
I won,t know a thing until she,s on me...bad eyes and ears...hope she,s gentle...Mr. Culos can kick their butts if they too violent and/or civil...lol
Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:43 pm
I won't know a thing until she's a foot in front of me...bad eyes
Culos - February 2, 2009, 6:17 pm
Please warn me when you see them/her comin'


VANITY -


TAGS: nun lip
Rating: 2.14/5

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NUN'S WITH NUN-CHUCKS - Still get there ass kicked by ninja's




DICTION -


TAGS: pronunciation irritant sandwich homesteader humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:42 pm
Grammer Nazi done RIGHT!!! Hilarious, IgV! 5L
lgvernon - January 31, 2015, 6:53 pm

They all got antipathy...served on a spoon.
Oldsod - January 31, 2015, 6:35 pm
Yes, but it could have been worse. Sailors only got sea amenities. Oh, and 5 pastramies on rye.
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:40 pm
LGV rolls. Man. wimin had a lot of amenities back then....a-a-a-a lot


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